The Queen of Tarts

I went to the Queen of Tarts today in town ( no I am not making it up and because I thought it was funny it inspired me this little piece.)

l went to the Queen of Tarts today
I ordered a Bishop and ate like a King
Then came this man hassling the waitress
I asked for a knife
She asked for a knight.
I looked around said I saw neither.
I wouldn't be a pawn.
The waitress charged me twice
I was played like a Rookie.

;-)