the literary agent who will make you run

Did I say writing a synopsis was difficult and writing a smashing cover letter was an haunting task, I must have also forgot the jolly talk of picking single-handedly the literary agent that will save your soul, the one that will be:

The hungers in your wardrobe
The shampoo in your shower cabin
The sock to your naked foot
The cheese on your pizza...

And I can't wait for that quattro formaggi pizza...